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Brine. Noun. Water saturated or strongly impregnated with salt. Verb. To soak in or saturate with salty water.
Maybe you are going to try to brine your turkey this year with salt, sugar and spices?, . . . but if you do, don't use Epsom salt. As you will soon understand from reading below, the Epson Salt turkey would make one heck of a toilet party. That’s an Evite that you immediately check “no” to, and not to be confused with the phrase “party in your pants”, or “The pants party” if you are a movie buff.